04-10-2023 5:51:22 am
HINDI JOKES SMSUncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.
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Ek sawaal..
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam TUMHARI tha
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi
Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi
Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?
Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat jawaab do ? :D
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Q. What is the difference between WATCH or WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
Share...
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Excellent Mind
Masoom Chehra
Mithi Aawaz
Khubsurat Aankhe
Perfect Personality
Khushmizaj Andaz
Ye To Hui Meri Baat
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?
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Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho
Kitne Bhole Ho
Kitne Pyare Ho
Kitne Smart Ho
Kitne Sweet Ho
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…
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Hum Pagal Apke Picche
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche
HahahaSaare Pagal Aage Picche…
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College ki girls ne strike ki.
BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha 'hamari mange'
Boys ne piche se kaha SINDUR se bharo.
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Boy: I luv u
Girl: na
Boy: think again
Girl: nahi
Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana
Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u….
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Car se takra ke
Ek Kabutar Behosh Ho Gaya,
Admi Ne Use Ghar Le JaKar Pinjre Me Rakha,
Kabutar Ko Hosh Aiya ToBola 'Aaila Jail'!
WohCar Wala Mar Gaya Kya??
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पप्पू - मैडम जी मै अंदर अा जाऊँ ?
मैडम - बाकी सब बच्चे टाइम से क्लास में आ गये।
तुम लेट कैसे आये।।।।
पप्पू - झुंड में तो गीदड आते है।
शेर तो अकेला ही आता है।।।।
दे थप्पड पे थप्पड ।।।
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