25-03-2023 7:24:54 am

HINDI JOKES SMS

Uncle: What do you do son...?
Boy: Naari samman sewa ke liye kaam karta hoon
Uncle: Achcha to social worker ho
Son: No uncle, Facebook par ladkiyon ki photo like karta hoon.

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Ek sawaal..
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam TUMHARI tha
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi
Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi
Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?
Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat jawaab do ? :D

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Q. What is the difference between WATCH or WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai

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Excellent Mind 
Masoom Chehra 
Mithi Aawaz 
Khubsurat Aankhe 
Perfect Personality 
Khushmizaj Andaz 
Ye To Hui Meri Baat 
Or Batao Aap Kaisy Ho ?

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Ek ‘Aap’ Ho Kitne Achhe Ho 
Kitne Bhole Ho 
Kitne Pyare Ho 
Kitne Smart Ho 
Kitne Sweet Ho 
Aur Ek ‘Hum’ Hain Ke 
Jhooth Pe Jooth Bole Ja Rahe Hain…

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Hum Pagal Apke Picche 
Aap Pagal Kisi Or K Picche 
Koi Or Pagal Hamare Picche 
Wo B Pagal Kisi Or K Picche 
HahahaSaare Pagal Aage Picche…

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College ki girls ne strike ki.
BOys ne bhi unka sath diya.
Girls ne zor se kaha 'hamari mange' 
Boys ne piche se kaha SINDUR se bharo.

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Boy: I luv u 
Girl: na 
Boy: think again 
Girl: nahi 
Boy: Waiter, bill alag-alag lana 
Girl: haan-haan bola na I luv u….

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Car se takra ke 
Ek Kabutar Behosh Ho Gaya,
Admi Ne Use Ghar Le JaKar Pinjre Me Rakha,
Kabutar Ko Hosh Aiya ToBola 'Aaila Jail'!
WohCar Wala Mar Gaya Kya??

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पप्पू - मैडम जी मै अंदर अा जाऊँ ?
मैडम - बाकी सब बच्चे टाइम से क्लास में आ गये।
तुम लेट कैसे आये।।।।
पप्पू - झुंड में तो गीदड आते है।
शेर तो अकेला ही आता है।।।।
दे थप्पड पे थप्पड ।।।

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